Top 5 Games Obama and Biden Should Co-op After January 20th, 2017

Being unemployed sucks. Having to fill out dozens and dozens of job applications is the worst, especially when nobody is calling back. Playing video games during your down time seems to be the best idea as you play the worst game of all time, the waiting game. Now that Trump will take over the White House it gives Obama and Biden little time to think of what games they can co-op as they wait for their next employers. Here are the top 5 games they should co-op in their time off.

#5. Mario Kart Double Dash!! (GCN): Who doesn’t like Mario Kart, seriously? Regarded as one of the best Mario Kart games, it has a cooperative mode that allows two people to race through the cups together on the same kart. Obama drives and Biden throws shit at others. The dream team comes to the Mushroom Kingdom ONLY for the gold.

#4. Contra (NES): Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, Start. They totally know the code by heart making the thrills never stop.

#3. Portal 2 (Lots of things): Obama and Biden seem like smart individuals. They might want to keep their brain from getting all stupid during their unemployment time, making Portal 2’s cooperative mode a match made in heaven.

#2. Saints Row 4 (Even more things): You play as the president of the United States already in the game so why not? Obama might have withdrawals not being president anymore making this the perfect simulator for him. On top of that, having Biden as his cooperative partner will make them feel like the good times never ended. Plus you get to shoot aliens n’ shit with guns and superpowers.

#1. The Adventures of Cookie and Creme (PS2): Meeeember couch co-op? Well, I do. The Adventures of Cookie and Creme would make the perfect game for our former president and vice president. They can use real life skills to help each other reach the goal. Plus, it’s a couch co-op game. If they ever get sad or begin to follow the dark hollow hallway called depression they will have each other to cope with until their next great adventure.

Here’s to you Obama and Biden, thanks for the last few years and actually trying to help do right for our country.

Originally posted in my blog for my New Media class.

Braulio Ortiz

Founder and creator of Cynosure Gaming. Has roughly 24 years of gaming experience and began gaming on the NES. After playing countless hours of Ninja Gaiden and The Legend of Zelda a new hobby was born. Since then I've owned every major console and handheld and have beaten nearly every game that is relevant to the industry. Now I continue my passion through this website and see no end to this awesome world of entertainment. PSN & NID: happydude633

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